Chilli Willy

If you ever prepare a meal which uses fresh chilli peppers make sure you wear gloves!

The first meal I ever prepared using chillies was one I will never forget. I merrily chopped the fresh chillies and added them to my elaborate bean bolognase.
Leaving it to simmer I went to the toilet to answer the call of nature. About five minutes later I felt a burning sensation in my nether regions. I quickly checked my tackle but there was nothing obviously wrong.

The pain was becoming worse - I was in agony!
Also the skin underneath my fingers was burning, and it was at this point that I realised what had happened. Some of the chilli must have stayed on my hands and I had just transferred it to my private parts.

Within a second I had my John Thomas in the sink and bathed it. The pain eventually subsided and no permanent harm was done.

Believe me, this hurts. Be careful out there !

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