Stories

Tales of woe and joy

Locked Out - Being locked out of a house naked is not only very embarrassing but in the middle of December it is also very cold.

Gran's Poem - A tribute from Helen's gran, based on the Locked Out story.

Vomit - If you were ill from drinking lots of beer and eating take-aways wouldn't that tell you something?
A graphical account of over indulgence. Not for the squeamish!

Chilli Willy - Wash your hands if you cook with chilli peppers. Why ? Read on...

Squirts - Diarrhoea. Need I say more.

The Song From Hell - 'The Road to Hell'. To hell and back - recording a musical "masterpiece".

Learning to Drive - Memoirs of a Driving Instructor.

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